DARREN'S POETRY SHOP
Hello everybody! Welcome to my Poetry Shop.
Here you'll find hilarious poetry books that feature my poems. For all books ordered on my site, I'll provide an autograph with an inspirational message. For books ordered on other sites, I can't make any guarantees. All in all, though, I think you'll enjoy these books.
My books make great gifts for students, teachers, educators, nurses, lunch ladies, bus drivers, and, truthfully, anyone. Awesome presents for birthdays, holidays, graduations, baby showers, and other special occasions.
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Copyright © Darren Sardelli. All rights reserved.
A poem from Galaxy Pizza and Meteor Pie
AN EDUCATIONAL, INSPIRATIONAL, MOTIVATIONAL (& SENSATIONAL) POETRY BOOK
In Galaxy Pizza and Meteor Pie, you’ll run into a teacher who mixes up her words, one who gives detention to water fountains and bus tires, and one who forgets how to act around students. You’ll meet unusual lunch ladies who serve Candy Cane Craters, Milky Way Shakes, and fresh Corn on the Comet. There’s also a dog that enjoys doing chores, a parent who gets out of hand at a parent-teacher conference, and a principal who lets kids take over the school on Opposite Day. Darren’s humorous and witty poems make reading fun and enjoyable for poetry fans and non-poetry fans alike!
Illustrations by Pam Catapano
Price: $17.95 (Taxes and shipping included)
* Autograph and inspirational message from Darren Sardelli
My Doggy Ate My Essay
My doggy ate my essay.
He picked up all my mail.
He cleaned my dirty closet
and dusted with his tail.
He straightened out my posters
and swept my wooden floor.
My parents almost fainted
when he fixed my bedroom door.
I did not try to stop him.
He made my windows shine.
My room looked like a palace,
and my dresser smelled like pine.
He fluffed up every pillow.
He folded all my clothes.
He even cleaned my fish tank
with a toothbrush and a hose.
I thought it was amazing
to see him use a broom.
I’m glad he ate my essay
on “How to Clean My Room.”
Poem Copyright © Darren Sardelli (All Rights Reserved)
LAUGH-A-LOT POETRY SHAPING THE WORLD, ONE POEM AT A TIME!